Lovejoy 8:41 Wed Aug 25
Farting on a plane?
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Is it really the perfect crime?
Anywhere else you can let rip and get away with it?
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Jaan Kenbrovin
8:45 Wed Aug 25
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“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfuckin' farts, on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in, I'm about to open some fuckin' windows!"
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violator
8:48 Wed Aug 25
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Dunno why but I can never seem to curl one out on a plane, not properly anyway.
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Far Cough
8:49 Wed Aug 25
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Anywhere else you can let rip and get away with it?
At a funeral?
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Crassus
8:55 Wed Aug 25
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After a few and a curry the night before, next morning in the vets
Or
When driving with the mother in law and Junior is in the child seat
So I was told by a mate
*cough
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ironsofcanada
8:55 Wed Aug 25
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Far Cough 8:49 Wed Aug 25
One's own?
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Hello Mrs. Jones
10:19 Wed Aug 25
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I enjoy walking down the aisle slowly slipping them out. I believe it's referred to as crop-dusting
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Nurse Ratched
11:00 Wed Aug 25
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Probably won't endear you to your new in-laws, though.
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gph
11:13 Wed Aug 25
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At your own trial for murder.
there are some crimes that make even farting seem relatively minor.
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Iron Duke
11:45 Wed Aug 25
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In the sea. Just splash about a bit. Perfect also if you happen to follow through. That last bit doesn’t work as well in the swimming pool.
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Mad Dog
11:50 Wed Aug 25
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I once cleared the whole downstairs section of a club with one fart. I was quite proud of that.
If I've ever got the farts when I'm at a club or a pub, I tend to walk up to a group of people who look like bellends, leave it with them and retreat to a safe distance. I believe jts known as a "drive by"
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BRANDED
3:04 Thu Aug 26
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So. I was alone on a tube carriage many years ago and brewed up a big fart. Let rip. Stench. Big big big rotten stench. Putrid, sulpherous rancid death type stench. It embarrassed me but no one was around. Then, next stop two young lads got on and sat opposite me. They just started sniggering uncontrollably, as you would. I was mortified and just couldn't work out the best response which should have been owning up. I sat there like I didnt know what the fuck their problem was even though we were all enveloped in acrid stench.
No moral to the story.
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Mike Oxsaw
4:25 Thu Aug 26
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Only upside to someone's baby being within screaming distance of you on a plane is that everybody assumes that is the source of any obnoxious smell and you can proudly fart for England.
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Alfs
6:13 Thu Aug 26
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Not a fart, or on a plane, but between the ages of 19 - 24 my feet stank, and I'm talking gagging stank.
I remember getting off with some girl and literally throwing my socks out of the bathroom window, they were so rank.
Oddly, I've never had a foot odour problem since. The armpits are getting quite fruity lately, though.
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Bungo
9:35 Thu Aug 26
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I thought this thread was going to be about a 'hilarious' follow-up to Snakes on a Plane, probably starring Ant and Dec or Corden and Horne or something...
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Nick QQQ
9:42 Thu Aug 26
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I didn’t think farts smell on a plane? A bit like the sauna
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GreenStreetPlayer
11:14 Thu Aug 26
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Yes it fucking is.
How to endure 10 hours of it coming back from Las Vegas a few years back on a late flight. God knows what he had eaten.
Dirty fucking cunt!
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lab
11:36 Thu Aug 26
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I remember a couple of people feeling sick / being sick for the entire trip on a Condor ferry from Poole to Guernsey . 3 hours . I was in the club class section so quite enclosed . I assumed it was sea sickness but it was my arse letting rip a really garlic / sulphur like smell . I was ever so proud .
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Moncurs Putting Iron
11:46 Thu Aug 26
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This was the B Side to the Pasadenas Riding on a Train.
FACT.*
*Not FACT.
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nychammer
11:53 Thu Aug 26
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Apparently the air on a plane is filtered every 4 minutes so the offense is fleeting if obnoxious.
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w4hammer
11:56 Thu Aug 26
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old folks home...just adds to the general aroma
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